Friday, January 29, 2010

Jesus That (pt 2): Legion

Complete garbage. Six characters made to be possessed angel food. Each one given a monologue so terrible that it is my belief that the writer was drunk at the time. Very little action in this supposed action movie. Don't care don't care don't care.

Did you enjoy it?
No. Tested my patience and strength just to not walk out.

Would you see it in theaters again?
I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.

Would you rent it?
Not even if it came with a million dollars.

Would you buy it?
Only so there would be one less copy in the world. 

Would you watch it if you saw it was on TV?
Only by accident. And only for the briefest of moments. Can you tell that I loved this movie?


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