Two Thousand Twelve

Even the poster is boring. I went to this due to a lack of much anything else to do. I wanted to see some destruction. I got it. All the best stuff happens in the first two hours. That still leaves another forty minutes. Woof. The world is going to end. It's getting microwaved.

I think this movie got microwaved. If you put Deep Impact and Armageddon in the micro and cooked it for 15 minutes, you'd have this warped mush of a movie. The heartfelt moments are laughable. The destruction is cartoony (which is okay in this case).

Easily passable way to spend 2hr40min if you have the time to kill. If not, go see Fantastic Mr. Fox again instead.

Did you enjoy it?
Meh.

Would you see it in theaters again?
Nah.

Would you rent it?
Blah.

Would you buy it?
Snah.

Would you watch it if you saw it was on TV?

Flah.